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The Adventures of Bill
Episode 5: Virtual Lawn Mower

Hey, Cracker McGee. I just bought this cool new computer game called Virtual Lawn Mower. It was only $29.99.
How does it work? Is it a simulation of a lawn mowing business, where the player manages revenue and expenses while building a client base?
Nope. You just mow a one-acre plot with a push mower. GameGeek magazine called it "a perfect simulation of mindless lawn mowing."
Are there any puzzles? What happens when you finish mowing?
You get to watch the grass regrow, and then you mow it again.
And you paid money for this game?
  Twelve hours of game play later...
Oh crap. The next level is Bermuda grass. Damn you, Bermuda grass.

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