E.E.
Jackson
Author,
Another Boring Memoir
"I look forward to showing you how to turn a mundane event, such as eating a taco salad in Manhattan, into 300 pages of existential angst and mental masturbation. I did it and so can you!"
When:
April 17 - 19, 2005
Where:
The Tina Yothers Conference Center on the College University
campus
Registration
fee:
$950 (BYOB)
Emma
Klemper
Author, Novel About an Abused Woman as a Tragic Figure
"I hate men. In fact, my hatred is surpassed only by the very fires of hell itself. I'll show you how to leverage that seething animosity into a 3-book deal with HarperCollins. You're guaranteed to be on Oprah's Book Club!"