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The Adventures of Bill
Episode 16: My Push Mower Has +3 STR Against Bermuda Grass

	Bill, are you still playing that stupid lawn mowing simulator that you bought last year?
	Sort of. I downloaded a mod that turned it into a MMORPG. Now I can go on lawn mowing quests and join guilds!
	So, you gain experience how? By fighting crab grass?
	How did you know? Have you played before? Would you like to join my guild?
	*Later on the Eastern U.S. server of World of Lawncraft...*
	SIR_GOLGOTH69 >>> need party members for the sod quest, paladin-landscapers only