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The
Adventures of Bill
Episode 15: The Curse of Bill Strikes Again
Catch up on the
story so far in the Adventures of Bill archive!
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Bill, have you seen the news about
Jean Baudrillard? Yep, looks like he just died. |
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No! It can't be! We were just
speaking about him four
months ago. Perhaps my family's curse has finally caught up with me:
anyone whose name I drop while picking up women invariably dies! First,
it was Barry
Goldwater, then Baudrillard, and then... |
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First off, Barry Goldwater was
already dead, unless your curse somehow acquired time travel. Second, I
would be afraid to date any girl aroused by Barry Goldwater. Third, you
mentioned John Cougar Mellencamp last night at Da Club, and he's still alive. |
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Oh no! John Cougar Mellencamp!
What have I done? |
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Later
on in Dreamland... |
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John Cougar Mellencamp, I've come to warn you about my
curse.
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It's OK, Bill. You know John Cougar Mellencamp can never
die. I'm one of the basic forces of the universe. Now, remember what
I told you?
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Yeah. "The light of Mellencamp is with us always."
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That's right. But, seriously, quit using that Barry Goldwater
pickup line. It makes me look bad by association.
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