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The
Adventures of Bill
Episode 5: Virtual Lawn Mower
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Hey, Cracker McGee. I just bought
this cool new computer game called Virtual Lawn Mower. It was only $29.99. |
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How does it work? Is it a simulation
of a lawn mowing business, where the player manages revenue and expenses
while building a client base? |
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Nope. You just mow a one-acre
plot with a push mower. GameGeek magazine called it "a perfect simulation
of mindless lawn mowing." |
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Are there any puzzles? What happens
when you finish mowing? |
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You get to watch the grass regrow,
and then you mow it again. |
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And you paid money for this game? |
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Twelve
hours of game play later... |
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Oh crap. The next level is Bermuda
grass. Damn you, Bermuda grass. |
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